Your fund
runs itself.
You stay in
control.
LOLCRM runs the pipeline. You just watch and sign off.
THE ROLE OF 10 PEOPLE IS REDUCED TO TWO VERBS: SUPERVISE AND APPROVE.
reduction in the operational cost
of running the investment pipeline,
as reported by our clients.
HOW IT WORKS
An email arrives, a founder submits a deck, or someone replies on LinkedIn. The system wakes up.
WHO THIS IS FOR
VENTURE CAPITAL
Venture capital is a volume game. Your associates are drowning in inbound instead of talking to founders. We filter the noise so your team only spends time on companies that actually clear your bar.
PRIVATE EQUITY
PE diligence is notoriously heavy. Instead of eating a week of analyst time per deal, IC papers and scorecards build themselves as the data comes in.
FAMILY OFFICE / OTHER ALLOCATORS
Family offices run small teams wearing too many hats. You need fund-grade process discipline, but you shouldn't have to hire a fund-grade headcount to get it.
One template. Every fund forced to fit it.
We're tired of seeing funds bend their entire process just to use generic software.
- —Rigid templates that force you to adapt your pipeline to their UI.
- —Endless recurring fees. You're just renting access; you never own the IP.
- —Support tickets answered by a rotating team that doesn't understand venture capital.
- —A 'one-size-fits-all' roadmap where they ship features for the masses, not for you.
Built around your process. Yours to keep.
We build it once, hand over the source code, and you own it permanently.
- —The software actually bends to fit how your partners already work.
- —One engagement. We deliver the full source code and you own it outright.
- —Engineered by people who have actually run a fund's investment process.
- —Customized entirely on your terms — it changes only when your strategy changes.
WE ARE A BOUTIQUE AI AGENCY. WE BRING EXTENSIVE EXPERTISE IN BOTH BUILDING AI SYSTEMS AND RUNNING A VC FUND. WE SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE. WE'VE BUILT A SYSTEM THAT WE USE OURSELVES. WE CAN BUILD A COMPLETELY BESPOKE SYSTEM TO RUN YOUR PIPELINE.
GEORGE WHELAN, PHD
George holds a PhD in Mathematics and left academia to build real systems. He writes the strict scoring models and thresholds that evaluate your deals.
JULIAN WERGIELUK
Julian has spent 15 years in machine learning, including a stint at DataRobot. He engineered the core pipeline that connects all our agents.
VINCENT TAN, CAIA
Vincent comes from BCG and IDEO. He obsesses over the user experience so your partners actually trust the software enough to use it daily.
SEE IT RUN YOUR PIPELINE.
15 minutes. We’ll walk through your actual pipeline and show you what LOLCRM would look like running it.